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I cant wait!! we r getting a new kitty after our past one was saddly run over missing her soooo much. I really want 2 get a siamese they r so pretty and talk u a lot.

1. I could have sworn I heard a can opener.

    

2. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

    

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.

1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff even though I haven't gotten the chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it.

    

1. Leash: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

    

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The day is divided into two important sections: the all-important mealtime, and everything else.

I. Mealtime