Dog's Rules

#1 Enjoy the simple pleasures in life

#2 What happens in the dog park, stays in the dog park

#3 If it lands on the floor, it’s MINE. No five second rule.

#4 Just because my dish is empty, doesn’t mean it’s time to stop eating

#5 Run and play daily

#6 Let the hoomans teach you some cool tricks. Then, when the time comes to show-off your abilities to their hooman friends, stare blankly back at them

#7 Always make sure you wake up BEFORE your hooman’s alarm clock

#8 Bathroom time is together time

#9 Make direct eye contact with your hooman while pooping

#10 Love unconditionally